My coffee may be hot,
Or so the label,
As if my life weren't complicated enough
Without these useless instuctions.
So, here i sit.
It's overcast, but not such an unpleasant day that i'd be
better off inside.
I should be outside
On this overcast, not-altogether-unpleasant day.
There are even arrows that point to where i'm supposed to drink.
How stupid.
I guess some people need directions to their mouths;
I've made it a point to become familiar with mine.
I hope my coffee is hot. I would rather have that assurance
Than the vague disclaimet that i paid $1.08 for.
This is why i don't consider myself a member of the general public.